Jul 24

1. A site called �Who Represents� where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name� wait for it� is
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

5. Then of course, there�s the Italian Power Generator company�
www.powergenitalia.com

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you�re looking for computer software, there�s always
www.ipanywhere.com

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com

9. Then, of course, there�s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website:
www.speedofart.com

10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com

Jul 24

Oh my god! After watching the Shakira at the World Cup Final 2006, here’s another Shakira! She grows really fast. From the World Cup Final until now, she must be eaten alot of junks or rubbish. Look at her size now. It’s just like she drank tons of oils and didn’t release them by going to the toilet. Don’t watch this before you sleep, you’ll have a nightmare,lol. By the way, they don’t sing well. Their lips don’t match the music. Maybe they are not professional enough. I see many people move their lips more accurate and it looks so real. Anyway, please don’t tell me that she’s not Shakira, I know it of course. Just acting stupid here.

Jul 23

This girl is crazy, she can do all sorts of skills using her bike. It might be abit boring, but her skills are wonderful. This video’s name on Google Video is Crazy Bike.

Jul 23

A very memorable scene. Shakira singing Hip’s Don’t Lie at the closing ceremony of FIFA World Cup 2006 in Germany. Watch it if you have missed the World Cup Final 2006, like me.

Jul 23

I have added a page for links.
You can submit your website to be listed at the ‘Links‘. Also, I have added a new game located http://vincentchow.net/games/fleabagvsmutt

Check it out!

Jul 23

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many
kinds of boobies are there?”
The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there’s three kinds of
breasts.
In her twenties, a women’s breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a
bit.
After fifty, they are like onions.”
“Onions?” asked the son.
“Yes”, replied dad, “you see them and they make you cry.”

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, “Mum, how many kinds of male dicks are there?”
The mother smiles and answers, “Well dear, a man goes
through three phases. In his twenties, his d*** is like an oak tree,
mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but
reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.”
“A Christmas tree?” enquired the daughter.

“Yes”, responded the mother. “Totally dead from the root up and the balls are purely for decoration!!”

Jul 23

I’ve added 3 games to my games collection.

Game name : Blackjack

Game URL : http://vincentchow.net/games/blackjack

Date added : July 25, 2006

Tips : Hit, stand or double-down in this casino game using chips for money. Get as close to 21 without going over.


Game name : Egg Catcher

Game URL : http://vincentchow.net/games/egg-catcher/

Date added : July 25, 2006

Tips : Collect the Eggs in the egg-tray. When 5 eggs in the egg-tray, press SPACE BAR to put them in the basket.


Game name : Shell Game

Game URL : http://vincentchow.net/games/shell/

Date added : July 25, 2006

Tips : Find out where the ball is hiding. Let’s see if you have good eyes.

Jul 23

I am wondering how this video can be number one most viewed video on YouTube. It has 29,364,576 views to date. It isn’t that great actually, I believe there is many many more video that is better than this one. Anyway, I don’t mean that this video is not good at all. Spend your 6 minutes to watch this man dancing with the song keep changing. The man dancing and the one recording the video must be very proud to have this honor on YouTube.

Jul 22

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is busy reading when he walks in, and she sets her book down into her lap when she hears him say ” Honey this is the pig I f*ck when you have a headache.”
She looks at him puzzled, and says “Dear if you look closely, you’ll see that’s a sheep, not a pig”.

He shouts:”I AM NOT TALKING TO YOU!”

Joke Hint ▼

Jul 22

Read the text below. Convert those symbols into words. I can’t finish it all, as I don’t understand one of the symbol that looks like a stick on line 11. Tell me if you can convert the whole passage into words.