If someone annoying is disturbing you all the way on your ride, and you have a laptop with you – this way may help you to scare the person off or make him shout like crazy man.
- Silently and calmly, take your laptop out and boot it up
- Place your laptop in a way that the annoying person can see the laptop screen.
- Open your internet browser, make it full screen if possible (F11 in most cases)
- Log on to http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
- If possible, make the website above as your browser’s homepage, then set your browser to display as little things as possible, like toolbars etc – especially the address bar
- Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky, hold your hands together
The risk of doing this – if the person you’re trying to sabotage shout out loud and tell everyone else you’re a terrorist, you will get into big trouble. By following the steps above, you are trying to act like a terrorist, and the website above is actually a flash that looks like a time bomb, with some Arab words which I can’t read. Please don’t take this too seriously, it’s just for the sake to make your day.
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Holy Fuck! This is some crazy stuff. You could really get in trouble by doing this. This should not be done unless you are a Jack Ass like Johny Knoxville, who would do crazy stuff to insult people. Anyway, this prank is guaranteed Jail Time, highly if you leave in US.
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that’s a one-way trip to Guantanamo Bay
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um, yeah..you could get in major trouble, and eh, sorry but it’s really not that funny. k bye!
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Haha! This would be sooo funny if it wasn’t for the fact you’d probably be called a terrorist. ^.^
Otherwise it would be hilarious
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You’d get serious jail time for doing this. I feel sorry for the poor schmuck that is stupid enough to attempt this.
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Chris said on April 27th, 2009 at 8:55 am
I did this. I’ve only just got out of jail. Not worth it really.
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well done
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