If someone annoying is disturbing you all the way on your ride, and you have a laptop with you – this way may help you to scare the person off or make him shout like crazy man.

1. Silently and calmly, take your laptop out and boot it up
2. Place your laptop in a way that the annoying person can see the laptop screen.
3. Open your internet browser, make it full screen if possible (F11 in most cases)
4. Log on to http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
5. If possible, make the website above as your browser’s homepage, then set your browser to display as little things as possible, like toolbars etc – especially the address bar
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky, hold your hands together

The risk of doing this – if the person you’re trying to sabotage shout out loud and tell everyone else you’re a terrorist, you will get into big trouble. By following the steps above, you are trying to act like a terrorist, and the website above is actually a flash that looks like a time bomb, with some Arab words which I can’t read. Please don’t take this too seriously, it’s just for the sake to make your day.

Link: Funny Emails

Some relevant posts you might be interested:

• How Plane Is Being Washed?
• Different Ways of Counting Cash Around The World
• Ways To Turn Down Unwanted Men