Apparently there are people who have Google as their browser homepage, or have Google toolbar installed and wish to eliminate them. Unfortunately, they are so not tech savvy they have no idea what’s going on. So, ironically, they Google for “cancel google” and ended up on this blog post, which happens to be the first result.

They posted comments on that unrelated blog post and I find some of them pretty hilarious. Here are some handpicked comments, the first one is a gem.

Rusty M. Shackleburg
hello i am 82 years old and google is on my computer withour permission IT IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL. my compoter is slow now and i want to contact the internet what is the number?

Mr. Pratt
Ever since Google got on my COMPUTER it was slow. It is rude and I don’t like it. It was because my grandson came to my COMPUTER to look for a phone number. Now google is on my COMPUTER. Please cancel, I do not wish to be billed for it.

Oswald Probain
google take yahoo away, why? Can’t get to amazon cause of google, please cancel google. I hate you google.

not_on_display
Is this where I can order the noise cancellation goggles? I make too much sound when I swim, with the splashing and the gasping for air.

James Trivial
plz delete that crumy Google thing from my PC… it keeps on telling me that “did you mean” thing… i dont need someone or something teling what i mean when i say somethng. die goggle.

karaoke
How do I turn off the google webpage?
I got the Internet from my dad so I can get the pokemons.

jest
i click on google homepage by mistake, please cancel it.i want to back my microsoft internet explorer yahoo. idon`t like google homepage anyway.is not fun.cancel it ok!
sincerely yours: jest

harold
I can not get google off my home page, I let a friend use my computer and now every time I turn on my computer google shows up. I want to cancle google being my home page. thank you!