MSN Vs Google Rap Battle

{ October 7, 2008 }

LYRICS

Google:
Your new system hasnt gotten many users
They only use Vista cuz it came on their computers
Step to me – Ill wrestle you blue
My dyslexic fans, they call me “El Goog”
Well connected – i got crazy links
S-E-O just means what google thinks
Smart people, they wanna work for me
That’s why I jack you for your employees
Gmails got females – on fire like foxes
i’m six gigs deep, up in their inboxes
Search market share: 4% you
68 me. this battle rap is through

MSN:
You bought Youtube for 2 billion bucks
He bought Youtube, the search still sucks
Your icon’s a joke – it’s just a doodle
Your name sounds like a baby retard poodle
Youre net apps – they’re slow- they dont work,
nobody uses them, they go for the search
I own your platform, I own IE,
I own all degrees of the game, 3-60
You steal my people? heres the stor-y
I buy Facebook and jack your employees
You might have users, but they’ll soon be leavin ya
cuz your search results say search Wikipedia

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