Little Susan was mother’s helper. She helped to set the table when company was due for dinner. Presently everything was on, the guest came in, and everyone sat down. Then mother noticed something was missing.
“Susan,” she said, “You didn’t put a knife and fork at Mr. Smith’s place.”
“I thought he wouldn’t need them,” explained Susan. “Daddy says he always eats like a horse!”

Happy April Fool’s Day!