Once upon a time, there was a doubt who’s the strongest between Malaysia, USA and China. So they decided to have a competition to see who’s the strongest by using an elephant.
For USA, they sent Mike Tyson to represent the country and China sent Wong Fei Hong. But Malaysia have no clue who tho send, so they pick Ah Beng to represent them.
1st Round – To make the elephant sit down
Mike Tyson ran to the back of the elephant and started use his powderful left hand to punch the rear legs. He punch the elephant for a several times, but the elephant is still standing. He can’t stand it anymore and maximize his power and punch the elephant’s leg. He then broke his left arm.
Wong Fei Hong and Ah Beng were laughing at him. Then comes to Wong Fei Hong’s turn… he jumps up and use his trademark ‘Fatt San Mou Yeng Kiok’ (No Shadow Kick) wachachachacha…. bubur chacha… char koay teow. The elephant still standing, but Wong Fei Hong broke his both legs after the kicks.
Ah Beng was worrying, he’s not sure what to do. He just push around the elephant and suddenly he thought of an idea. He ran towards the backside of the elephant and squizzzze the elephant’s balls. The elephant can’t stand anymore and finally, it sat down. By then, Malaysia won the first round of the competition.
2nd Round – To make the elephant shake it’s head
Mike Tyson had no choice, but to use his right hand. He punched,slapped,kuchi kuchi, pinch thae elephant’s face, but it still didn’t shake it’s head. Like in the first round, he can’t stand it and punch at the elephant using his maximum power. The elephant did not give him a damn and didn’t shake its head. Mike Tyson broke his right hand now.
Wong Fei Hong do not have any choice too, but to use his hands to complete the mission. He use ‘Tai Chi’ kung fu on the elephant and broke both of his hand. However, the elephant still don’t want shake its head. Finally he “Zidane”(Headbutt) the elephant, and end up having his head bleeding.
It’s Ah Beng’s turn, and he was so confident in this round. He went near the elephant and whisper something beside its ears. Suddenly, the elephant shake its head. By winning two rounds of the competition, Ah Beng had became the strongest among the other two.
Disccusion
During the discussion between three of them, Mike Tyson and Wong Fei Hong asked Ah Beng how he did it. They are wondering what he’s whispering to the elephant. Ah Beng told them that it was easy, he asked the elephant “Do you wan me squizzzzze your balls again?” and the elephant shake its head.
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Source:http://kenny-ng.blogspot.com/2006/08/malaysia-vs-usa-vs-china.html
Edited by : Vincent Chow
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