Little Johnny comes home from school and his mom asks how his day was. He
replies, “I had sex with my teacher today.” “Oh my god! You get to
your room! Wait till your father comes home!!!”, says his mom. Awhile
later the father comes home and the mom says, “Go up to Johnny’s room
and talk to him. He’s been really bad today.”

Dad goes up to the son’s room and asks why mom is so mad. “I told her I
had sex with my teacher today,” replied Johnny. “Alright! That’s my
boy!”, says Dad. “Ya know son, women just don’t think like men. But
I’m proud of you. What are you now, about thirteen, right? Wow. That’s
my son! Ya know what? I’m so proud of you I’m gonna take you out and
buy you that new shiny bike you’ve been wanting!”

So the dad and Johnny go out and buy the nicest, reddest, shiniest bike in
the whole town. “You gonna ride it home son?” asks Dad. Johnny replied,
“Nah, my ass is still sore.”

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Oh my, Johnny is gay!~
And his father is so cool, lol..

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