Comments on: How Do You Wipe Your Ass

By: ur mom

ur mom — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 12:19:08 +0000

my mom wipes my ass

By: guess

guess — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 06:40:25 +0000

I was just wipe the surface…until its clean…kinda angled to sipe the ies of the anus creases…uh…and poop is like .. oily..because..secondary cleaned it in the shower with soap..and it took some time to do that…and my fnger smelld still…cause it was oily and it got under the finger nails…

By: guest

guest — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 06:34:44 +0000

poop is like a geasy oil..an it also gets under your finger nails when you wash in the shower after primary toilet paper wiping…so ihad to stop until there is a new way to wipe cleaner…..any thoughts?

By: An Honest man

An Honest man — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 00:48:40 +0000

I don't wipe per se. What I do is this: I get up and pull up my pants and go on my way. Whenever I start getting itchy or have any issues, I just pull my pants up as far as they can go, until they're wedged up my crack, and then I pull them forwards and backwards. Voila, clean crack!
And when my underwear get skidmarks on them, I flip them inside out and they should last me for another week.

By: Grammar Nazi

Grammar Nazi — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 20:55:25 +0000

God I hate people who just fly off the handle like this and make one long, poorly spelled and barely consistent sentence. Calm down and try thinking before you type something, it might help people take you seriously.

By: SBKM

SBKM — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 15:19:04 +0000

hey guys, do this simple experiment and realize urself. Take 2 spoons and dip that in mud or any other dirty thing. Clean one spoon with only tissue paper and the other one with soap and water. Now tell me which one is cleaner?

By: Collins

Collins — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 09:18:07 +0000

Pouring your poopy butt with water before wiping gives the best and cleanest result. To perfect the wipe, use some anti-septic and, optionally, perfumed paper. Cheap papers just don't provide enough hygiene.

Trust me, no more itchy butts in hot days; you and your butts will thank me.

By: psycho

psycho — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 20:09:05 +0000

um so who cares if he dont wipe, unless ur sleeping with him, y are u gettin so offended?? he live his own life so live yours

By: lewis

lewis — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 22:47:10 +0000

well exuse me joseph but everyone has there own opinion dont they and i like not wiping it feels great how it sluddes around in your bum crack, one down fall tho is wen it gets itchy i scratch my anus and get my hand covered in poo i generally just wipe it on my shirt then carry on, yesturday i had the runs and wen i finished and didnt wipe my pants got real wet and dirty with poo but i love it

lewis

By: joseph

joseph — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 10:36:52 +0000

u pple r fucking sick u dumb asses dnt even wipe your own ass god damn u guys prob fucking stink u stupid bitch lewis how could u not wipe your ass if u wipe your ass u wouldnt stink so fucking bad u sick fuck u must smell like my sis and that is pretty bad my friend wants to say something after this message wipe your asses until clean u dumb fucks!!!!!!!!!!!! try it 1s u pple r sick and yea if u dnt wipe i rthink it will leave infections dumb ass and shit stains in ure ass and cloths go around sticking like shit u fucking toylte stains here in my friend………………………..