How Do You Wipe Your Ass

{ June 25, 2007 }

Toilet RollsThis came in my mind when I was in the toilet just now. I remember reading an article before on ass wiping techniques — this one if not mistaken.

In my case, back to front with tissue paper, sit or squat depending on the toilet – never stand. Only stop when the tissue is white or clean. I do it quite fast without wasting much time, and there will be accidents once in a blue moon. It seems odd to discuss such thing, I believe not many people even thought of it before.

I have no image in my mind of my mother or anyone else teaching the technique of wiping ass — but I remember I did ask my mother about it if I’m not mistaken. She said just continue wiping until your next tissue paper is white.

Here’s one of the example technique taken from the article I mentioned above:

Kim
Girls are supposed to wipe from front to back so we don’t lodge any whats-it in our hoo-hoos, you know? Also, it depends on the situation, because it’s not all poop with girls, you see, so sometimes one swift swipe will do. Occasionally I’ll do a weird standing-squat sort of thing, reach around, and wipe from front to back. It depends on my mood, what kind of excrement I’m dealing with, and if I’m in a hurry. I employ a great many techniques.

Do you mind sharing your techniques? Any odd ones like left to right? I know some don’t use tissue paper, but just washing it with after instead. That should be cleaner but is not always convenience.

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That’s usually the standard rule. WUW (wuh-www); Wipe Until White. I am not joking. That’s what it’s called.

I’m really used to wide until the tissue paper is in the original colour….Kinda weird discussing this things…but I know someone will need that. Haha. I never watch my butt after wipping with toilet paper. Is it hygiene enough? Many will ‘advise’ me to clean with water too after using toilet paper…. :lame:

I use both (water + tissue paper) since I wanna get rid of the smell too..well, that’s only my method..of course different people has different opinion.

I’ve never used toilet paper in my life; I always used water to clean my butt and I assure you that that’s the only convenience way to come out really clean. You use paper, you smell; and you even don’t know for sure what’s staying but water will definitely do the work swiftly.

My recommendation is use paper first and then use water and that the best way .Water is a universal solvent and a tissue is not a solvent . If you use water it dissolves pooph which is left over even after wiping and hence avoids stinking. Paper helps to have a better control over the mass of pooph . lets say you are using a water jet .The force of the water jet may force the mass out of the toilet there by spreading the bacteria.

I always try to use some sort of "moistened wipes" after I wipe with tp, because tp actually does not get everything, even when using the "when white its clean" option. I wipe with tp until white, then finish with baby wipes or something, its amazing how much is left to clean after tp. The only time I don't use wipes is if I am in public restrooms with no wipes, or camping or something. Even in those situations, I don't feel clean, and most of the time my underwear shows the results of not wiping with moist wipes. How can people use only tp and feel clean? Dry tp just does not do even half the job!!!!

When I do bm, I wipe front to back. I use wet wipes/towelettes afterwards. I agree with the other poster, white tissue after wiping still isn’t completely clean. I’ve never heard of wiping front to back for the vahjayjay area. Does that mean from the clitoris towards the perineum? But I still make sure it’s clean. I’ve never had a bladder infection, UTI, or any other kind of infection down there ever. So I guess I’m doing something right.

Ya honestly I don't know how people can wipe their bums with only tissue paper. Doesn't your bum get itchy ? You will also have left over poop stains on your bum hole area. I use tissue paper to get most of the poop out of my bum area and then I use water to clean it and refresh it.

I can’t believe people use nothing but toilet paper I usually use the toilet paper till it’s white.

And then I will use the soggy toilet paper with water that I beforehand hot from the sink( it’s a very thought out procedure) and if there is none but toilet paper I will use my own saliva and spit Repetedly on the toilet paper.

good way to wash your butt first wipe in paper after water, and put some soap and again water after use tissue paper.and wipe & dry.
it's really clean ….

Toilet paper is shit, no pun intended. I prefer water. But ever since I moved to the US, I've been forced to use toilet paper. How can anyone stand it really?

I’m blind. I just keep wiping until the toilet paper doesn’t smell anymore.

i use bleach on a scrubbing brush then a butane torch to dry.

I'm suffering here :S
I used to have a water jet kind of a thing to wash my ass then I just wipe with toilet paper, usually just to dry it a bit as you will never see any thing on the toilet paper after the strong water.

now I'm in Prague and going to toilet is like my worst nightmare, I'm consuming so much paper, how can anyone stand this really?

for all the people who say no need for water just imagine you have to lick a spoon that had shit on it would you rather wash it or wipe it?

strange people wipe their ass with tissue , then why don't you wipe your hand with tissue when it get dirty with something , don't wash your hand just wipe it, and see if it clean or not .

it's very stupid and dirty people clean their butt with tissue and don't wash gosh .

well to be honest guy i dont wipe i just get up and leave i generally let it muster for weeks on end then at the end of the month i may wipe depends on how i feel, i have had a few infections and worms but its all fun and games for me

Well i used to wipe with no water and i used to get poo lint in my but hairs. not the best thing to have plugged in your jocks for a day. so i decided i would used water and then vicously scrub and scrub at my anus untill there was no particals left. in doing this my bum has become the cleanest part of my digestive system and i enjoy wiping. i used to be blind but now ive got four eyes. one time i had to check to see if the TP had pooze on it and accidently got it stuck on my lenses. the smell is still stained there till this day

also to all those people who dont sit down whilst pooing have some sort of issue with the excretion of waste from the poo hole.

thankyou

LEWIS KING

u pple r fucking sick u dumb asses dnt even wipe your own ass god damn u guys prob fucking stink u stupid bitch lewis how could u not wipe your ass if u wipe your ass u wouldnt stink so fucking bad u sick fuck u must smell like my sis and that is pretty bad my friend wants to say something after this message wipe your asses until clean u dumb fucks!!!!!!!!!!!! try it 1s u pple r sick and yea if u dnt wipe i rthink it will leave infections dumb ass and shit stains in ure ass and cloths go around sticking like shit u fucking toylte stains here in my friend………………………..

well exuse me joseph but everyone has there own opinion dont they and i like not wiping it feels great how it sluddes around in your bum crack, one down fall tho is wen it gets itchy i scratch my anus and get my hand covered in poo i generally just wipe it on my shirt then carry on, yesturday i had the runs and wen i finished and didnt wipe my pants got real wet and dirty with poo but i love it

lewis

um so who cares if he dont wipe, unless ur sleeping with him, y are u gettin so offended?? he live his own life so live yours

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