This came in my mind when I was in the toilet just now. I remember reading an article before on ass wiping techniques — this one if not mistaken.
In my case, back to front with tissue paper, sit or squat depending on the toilet - never stand. Only stop when the tissue is white or clean. I do it quite fast without wasting much time, and there will be accidents once in a blue moon. It seems odd to discuss such thing, I believe not many people even thought of it before.
I have no image in my mind of my mother or anyone else teaching the technique of wiping ass — but I remember I did ask my mother about it if I’m not mistaken. She said just continue wiping until your next tissue paper is white.
Here’s one of the example technique taken from the article I mentioned above:
Kim
Girls are supposed to wipe from front to back so we don’t lodge any whats-it in our hoo-hoos, you know? Also, it depends on the situation, because it’s not all poop with girls, you see, so sometimes one swift swipe will do. Occasionally I’ll do a weird standing-squat sort of thing, reach around, and wipe from front to back. It depends on my mood, what kind of excrement I’m dealing with, and if I’m in a hurry. I employ a great many techniques.
Do you mind sharing your techniques? Any odd ones like left to right? I know some don’t use tissue paper, but just washing it with after instead. That should be cleaner but is not always convenience.
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June 26th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
That’s usually the standard rule. WUW (wuh-www); Wipe Until White. I am not joking. That’s what it’s called.
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June 27th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
I’m really used to wide until the tissue paper is in the original colour….Kinda weird discussing this things…but I know someone will need that. Haha. I never watch my butt after wipping with toilet paper. Is it hygiene enough? Many will ‘advise’ me to clean with water too after using toilet paper….
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July 4th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
I use both (water + tissue paper) since I wanna get rid of the smell too..well, that’s only my method..of course different people has different opinion.
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