This came in my mind when I was in the toilet just now. I remember reading an article before on ass wiping techniques — this one if not mistaken.
In my case, back to front with tissue paper, sit or squat depending on the toilet – never stand. Only stop when the tissue is white or clean. I do it quite fast without wasting much time, and there will be accidents once in a blue moon. It seems odd to discuss such thing, I believe not many people even thought of it before.
I have no image in my mind of my mother or anyone else teaching the technique of wiping ass — but I remember I did ask my mother about it if I’m not mistaken. She said just continue wiping until your next tissue paper is white.
Here’s one of the example technique taken from the article I mentioned above:
Kim
Girls are supposed to wipe from front to back so we don’t lodge any whats-it in our hoo-hoos, you know? Also, it depends on the situation, because it’s not all poop with girls, you see, so sometimes one swift swipe will do. Occasionally I’ll do a weird standing-squat sort of thing, reach around, and wipe from front to back. It depends on my mood, what kind of excrement I’m dealing with, and if I’m in a hurry. I employ a great many techniques.
Do you mind sharing your techniques? Any odd ones like left to right? I know some don’t use tissue paper, but just washing it with after instead. That should be cleaner but is not always convenience.
That’s usually the standard rule. WUW (wuh-www); Wipe Until White. I am not joking. That’s what it’s called.
I’m really used to wide until the tissue paper is in the original colour….Kinda weird discussing this things…but I know someone will need that. Haha. I never watch my butt after wipping with toilet paper. Is it hygiene enough? Many will ‘advise’ me to clean with water too after using toilet paper…. :lame:
I use both (water + tissue paper) since I wanna get rid of the smell too..well, that’s only my method..of course different people has different opinion.
I’ve never used toilet paper in my life; I always used water to clean my butt and I assure you that that’s the only convenience way to come out really clean. You use paper, you smell; and you even don’t know for sure what’s staying but water will definitely do the work swiftly.
My recommendation is use paper first and then use water and that the best way .Water is a universal solvent and a tissue is not a solvent . If you use water it dissolves pooph which is left over even after wiping and hence avoids stinking. Paper helps to have a better control over the mass of pooph . lets say you are using a water jet .The force of the water jet may force the mass out of the toilet there by spreading the bacteria.
I always try to use some sort of "moistened wipes" after I wipe with tp, because tp actually does not get everything, even when using the "when white its clean" option. I wipe with tp until white, then finish with baby wipes or something, its amazing how much is left to clean after tp. The only time I don't use wipes is if I am in public restrooms with no wipes, or camping or something. Even in those situations, I don't feel clean, and most of the time my underwear shows the results of not wiping with moist wipes. How can people use only tp and feel clean? Dry tp just does not do even half the job!!!!