Did you get rejected on a job application recently? There is something better to do than crying alone at the corner. Using the template below, shoot them a letter to reject their rejection of employment.
Dear *THEIR NAME*,
Thank you for your letter of *DATE*. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an *JOB TITLE* position in your organisation.
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite *ORGANISATION NAME* outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of *JOB TITLE*
in your organisation on *DATE*. I look forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.
A good one from Zath.