Pig



A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is busy reading when he walks in, and she sets her book down into her lap when she hears him say ” Honey this is the pig I f*ck when you have a headache.”
She looks at him puzzled, and says “Dear if you look closely, you’ll see that’s a sheep, not a pig”.

He shouts:”I AM NOT TALKING TO YOU!”

Joke Hint ▼

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